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13.06.2025 01:29
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
What is the STAR interview method?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Scientists uncover key role of thyroid hormones in fear memory formation - PsyPost
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Treasuries Rally on Fed Cut Hopes, Stocks Hit Peak: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Scientists Are Close to Replicating the First Living Thing - Yahoo